SLOMAN “SLO MO” MORTAVITCH™

SON OF THE ZOMBIES

AGE: 16

Favorite Food

Oatsqueal. I think it is the perfect choice.
Favorite Activity

I have two favorites: casketball and chess. I cannot decide which one I like better, and I am in no hurry to choose.
Killer Style

Unlife is filled with decisions, and I prefer not to waste brainpower on what I should wear. So I like to keep style decisions simple: jeans, T-shirt, sneakers and my monster letter jacket. This leaves me more time for important decisions like where to take Ghoulia on a date.
Pet

I definitely need to do more research on this before I make a choice.

Favorite Food

Oatsqueal. I think it is the perfect choice.
Favorite Activity

I have two favorites: casketball and chess. I cannot decide which one I like better, and I am in no hurry to choose.
Killer Style

Unlife is filled with decisions, and I prefer not to waste brainpower on what I should wear. So I like to keep style decisions simple: jeans, T-shirt, sneakers and my monster letter jacket. This leaves me more time for important decisions like where to take Ghoulia on a date.
Pet

I definitely need to do more research on this before I make a choice.

Pet Peeve

When monsters do not get my sense of humor. I hate having to explain the punch lines since that sucks the funny right out of the joke.
Monster Quirk

It takes me a long time to make up my mind about anything. I need to research everything and have all the facts in front of me before I can say “yes” or “no.” I am not sure if that is a zombie thing or a “me” thing, but Ghoulia tells me I make decisions slower than a glacier moves.

Pet Peeve

When monsters do not get my sense of humor. I hate having to explain the punch lines since that sucks the funny right out of the joke.
Monster Quirk

It takes me a long time to make up my mind about anything. I need to research everything and have all the facts in front of me before I can say “yes” or “no.” I am not sure if that is a zombie thing or a “me” thing, but Ghoulia tells me I make decisions slower than a glacier moves.

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